Poetry, Spoken Word

Trevor Lock: How to Drink a Glass of Water


In his first written show in a decade, expect stand-up and poetry as well as lists and suggestions from the maverick Lock as he attempts to reinvent Bingo, rewrite the English dictionary and provide concise instructions as to the correct way to imbibe a glass of H2O. 'Superbly comic writing' (Sunday Times). 'Utterly improbably, absolutely entertaining' (Independent). 'A show like no other' (Scotsman). 'Walks like Dudley Moore, talks like Peter Cook' (Kate Moss).

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    • £7.50
    • 1-24 August 2025
    • 60 minutes
    • Hoots @ The Apex
    • subvenue Hoot 5
    • Age 12+ (Guideline)
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