Interactive, Alternative Comedy

Meat Cute or Die! (WIP)

The Love Butchers attempt to solve the loneliness epidemic by orchestrating live meet-cutes right before your eyes! This interactive show forces fate’s hand, stitching strangers together in real time. Romance, chaos and a light sprinkling of gore, presented by two award-winning South African comedians. Low steaks connections, high quality laughs. Foo: 2024 Chortle Student Comedy Award. 'Assured and pacy performer' (Chortle.co.uk). Kate Pinchuck: Comedy Central, multiple Standard Bank Ovation Award, UK tour support for Schalk Bezuidenhout. 'A real find, with the talent and ideas to go a very long way' (One4Review.co.uk).

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    • Comedy
    • £8.00
    • 7-16 August 2026
    • 60 minutes
    • Hoots @ Nicolson Square
    • subvenue Nic 9 (Nicolson Square Gardens)
    • Age 18+ (Guideline)
    • warning
      Audience participation, Strong language/swearing, Contains imagery of blood, Pay What You Can in advance to guarantee entry or turn up at the venue for free, with the option of donating at the end of the show
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    25 Nicolson Square, EH8 9BX

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    Nic 9 (Nicolson Square Gardens)

    (Venue No. 63) Nicolson Square Gardens, EH8 9BH

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