Storytelling, Stand-up

Chloe Jacobs: Twilight: Breaking Down

The year is 2009. The location is, physically, Slough, Berkshire and, spiritually, Forks, Washington. An 11-year-old Chloe Jacobs has written a 30,000-word self-insert erotic Twilight fanfiction. 17 years later, she's ready to share it on stage... This show asks the important questions: what does it mean to be a superfan? What compels us to write? And... Bella! Where the hell have you been, loca? 'Charmingly self-deprecating and wonderfully self-assured' (Cherwell.org). 'Effortlessly funny... had the audience doubled over with laughter' (DailyInfo.co.uk). 'I need to hear the rest of this fanfiction!' (Ahir Shah).

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    • £5.00
    • 14-18 August 2026
    • 60 minutes
    • Hoots @ Nicolson Square
    • subvenue Nic 3 (Nicolson Square Venues)
    • warning
      Audience participation, Scenes of a sexual nature, Strong language/swearing, Pay What You Can in advance to guarantee entry or turn up at the venue for free, with the option of donating at the end of the show
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