Rhino Conservation Erotic Novel

Rhinos are going extinct and human birth-rates are declining across the West. Two young men have taken it upon themselves to Make Cum Great Again by creating the ultimate erotic experience for rhinos and people alike. Gabriel Madden ('circumcised', Chortle.co.uk) and Daniel Trengove ('uncircumcised', Dr Wong PhD) are grateful for the opportunity to present their work to you and your family.

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    • £5.00 - £10.00
    • 7-31 August 2026
    • 60 minutes
    • Hoots @ The Apex
    • subvenue Hoot 6
    • Age 16+ (Guideline)
    • warning
      Scenes of a sexual nature
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    Hoot 6

    (Venue No. 108) 31-35 Grassmarket, EH1 2HS

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