Closure Cabaret

Distinguished guests, it's time to hold on tight as we try to let go. Tonight, Razmatastique, your hopelessly romantic French-accented emcee, brings past lovers back to the Closure Cabaret for one final performance. From bad-boy playground pirates to emotionally unavailable illusionists, these heartbreakers return to the stage – jazz-handed into public inspection – to flaunt their dazzling skills and questionable charm. Created and performed by Maria Ansdell, this solo clown show blends absurd character comedy, heartfelt storytelling and riotous audience participation to turn longing into laughs.

• Comedy
• £7.50
• 7-31 August 2026
• 60 minutes
• Hoots @ Nicolson Square
• Nic 7 (Nicolson Square Gardens)
• Age 14+ (Guideline)
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  Audience participation, Pay What You Can in advance to guarantee entry or turn up at the venue for free, with the option of donating at the end of the show. Your Pay What You Can ticket options are: £7.50, £9.50, £11.50 and £13.50.

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