New Writing, Dark Comedy

Do Astronauts Masturbate in Space?


In an overpopulated Britain, a law called the Parental Act requires everyone to obtain a license to have children. This electric dark comedy follows charming young couple Lily and Gareth, who after falling pregnant, must attend a week long “retreat" where their baby’s fate is decided by the State. Failing the retreat means a forced abortion, but they’re confident it’ll be a breeze. Once inside, however, cracks begin to show. Secrets surface and amid intense scrutiny, their love is pushed to the limit as they fight for their license and their future.

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    • £9.00 - £14.00
    • 1-23 August 2025
    • 55 minutes
    • Greenside @ Riddles Court
    • subvenue Willow Studio
    • Age 16+ (Guideline)
    • warning
      Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing
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    Greenside @ Riddles Court

    322 Lawnmarket, EH1 2PG

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