Solo Show, Stand-up

Mary-Kate and Ashley Ruined My Life (WIP)

Growing up, I worshipped the trailblazing Olsen twins, determined to become 90s royalty. Instead, I ended up a non-twin millennial: not white, not American... still not a twin. Raised on promises of 'can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, World Series kind of stuff,' I've lived a life less Mary-Kate and Ashley, more misadventures and absurdity. My only claim to fame is a split second in a shampoo ad... so what have I been doing? As a chaos magnet and psychiatrist, I try to work out what to do after diagnosing my childhood blueprint as a lie.

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    • Comedy
    • £2.50
    • 18-30 August 2026
    • 60 minutes
    • Laughing Horse @ Boston Bar (New Town)
    • subvenue Basement Bar
    • Age 18+ (Restriction)
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    Laughing Horse @ Boston Bar (New Town)

    104 Hanover Street, EH2 1DR

    EH2 1DR

    Basement Bar

    (Venue No. 650) 104 Hanover Street, EH2 1DR

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