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Everyone Sucks Here

Inspired by online forums where people air their dirty laundry and seek vindication (or judgment) for their actions, The Clemson Players have created a comic romp through four true stories ripped from the internet. Are these characters guilty of being a**holes? Set up in a game show format, these characters go head-to-head in competition; each show is different as the audience decides winners and losers. Bee stings, mixtapes, exiled exes and a catheter bag (yes, you read that correctly), make for a rousing episode of Jerk or Justified.

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    • Theatre
    • £7.00
    • 7-11 August 2026
    • 60 minutes
    • Nicolson Square Venues
    • subvenue The Great Hall
    • Age 16+ (Guideline)
    • warning
      Audience participation, Strong language/swearing
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    25 Nicolson Square, EH8 9BX

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    The Great Hall

    (Venue No. 209) 25 Nicolson Square, EH8 9BX

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