comedy

If We Really Were Witches

What might’ve happened if real witches dropped in on the witch hunts? Comedy, we’re sure. Summoned by the ghost of a witch hunt victim, real witches Mildred, Agnes and Suds arrive to rescue innocent Obediently Snead and serve up justice of their own. When challenged by The Pricks of Puritanical Piety Guild and Social Club, the witches turn the tide on those who harm others out of ignorance and fear. This riotous four-person comedy makes its way to Edinburgh after premiering in New York City and selling out performances at the Scranton Fringe Festival.

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    • £10.00 - £15.00
    • 7-30 August 2026
    • 60 minutes
    • Paradise in The Vault
    • subvenue The Vault
    • Age 12+ (Guideline)
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    Paradise in The Vault

    11a Merchant Street, EH1 2QD

    EH1 2QD

    0131 510 0119 info@paradise-green.co.uk

    The Vault

    (Venue 29), 11a Merchant Street, EH1 2QD

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