new writing, absurdist

The Great Pistachio


Future world-renowned artist, Bertrand Brambles, has buried himself in a dirt hole for decades to craft the greatest play ever written, uninfluenced by the world around him. His brother, Boris, has spent that time sitting in his chair attempting to read every newspaper ever written. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to them, the world outside has ended. The two brothers embark on the journey to mount this magnum opus with the only survivor they can find, a young girl, Beatrice. An absurdist comedy exploring the sacrifices we make for art and understanding the balance between creation and living your life.

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    • £9.00
    • 18-23 August 2025
    • 70 minutes
    • Paradise in The Vault
    • subvenue The Annexe
    • Age 5+
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    11a Merchant Street, EH1 2QD

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    (Venue 29), 11a Merchant Street, EH1 2QD

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