immersive, satire

Church of the Clitori


Cum one, cum all. This show is for everybody. Partnered, single, friends, lovers. Think Sex and the City meets Book of Mormon. Sing the praises of goddesses. Listen to clit hits. Rejoice in mound sermons. Two smart, unapologetically funny, post-menopausal women in an immersive, laugh-out-loud show, satirising power and institutions and tackling anatomy and sexuality. An experience both joyful and subversive. There will be confessions. Multiple five-star orgasmic reviews. 'It’s always a pleasure worshipping at The Church of the Clitori' (Sydney Morning Herald).

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    • Cabaret and Variety
    • £2.50
    • 2-9 August 2025
    • 50 minutes
    • Paradise in The Vault
    • subvenue The Annexe
    • Age 16+ (Guideline)
    • warning
      Audience participation, Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Scenes of a sexual nature, Strong language/swearing
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    Paradise in The Vault

    11a Merchant Street, EH1 2QD

    EH1 2QD

    0131 510 0119 info@paradise-green.co.uk

    The Annexe

    (Venue 29), 11a Merchant Street, EH1 2QD

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